Maybe You've Stayed Your Hour!

So, remember the pneumonia? Yup, still around. (Kind of the elephant in the room, huh). But probably not. I hate it! Hate it! Hate it! Yes. Yes, that was a tantrum. Don’t judge me.

Things the pneumonia has given me:

• Total lack of appetite, but no nausea
• Greater-than-usual lack of willingness to answer the phone (my Bishop should consider himself lucky I answered... sheesh)
• Preference for staying in bed all day, wrapped in my blanket, connected to my iPod
• Total indifference over the Bachelor’s “shocking” results
• An immaculate iTunes library
  
• Time to blogstalk- an unsavory characteristic
• A desire to go to work? (more like a fear... of all the catch-up I will have to do. Ugh).
• The occasion to get Lightning McQueen to the Sun Valley Circuit and unlock the Monument Valley challenges. (only because this is a kid friendly game... were jonas not around I would have been killing krauts! And taken hill 30...)
• Weirdly emotional during stupid "feel good" commercials
  
• Feverish dreams that are too ridiculous to explain; one of which The Nurse, in a fit of irrationality, smashed my laptop in the street... what the? I was quite offended and demanded an explanation...which she obviously did not have. Not her finest hour...

I’m sure there’s more... but I don’t care. I’m tired and sick and my iPod is charged, so bye.