Actual conversation between my 3-year-old son and The Nurse:
Jonas: Mom, my eyeballs don't work. I need new ones!
The Nurse: What?
Jonas: They don't work... they're burning! They don't fit! They are falling out!
The Nurse: Oh, I think they are good eyeballs...
Jonas: Can you take me to the eyeball store for some new ones?
Before you judge, let that sink in for a minute. Just imagine if you really thought your eyeballs were too small and ready to fall out any minute! Oh the anxiety. Poor little child-of-funny-things-to-say. He really makes me smile.
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