On the prowl.
No- on a MISSION!
The woman suffers from a rare disease called IAECATFT Disorder- "I Am Effing Cold All The Freakin' Time!!!" For sure the doctor who diagnosed that one is a quack! Psssh!
Aesthetics do not matter. Well, not entirely.
She is looking for a portable below 14 degrees mummy sack. She would like to feel like she is under a steaming hot shower, while standing in a 120 degree steam room, with a roaring fire in the corner, forced air heaters on each wall running on high, a heating blanket, a wool sweater, a thermal insulated hoodie, a super thick coat, topped off with five thick blankets hot and fresh out of the dryer- all while standing in the endless burning flames of hell.
Anyone aware of a coat that can simulate that kind of 'warm' environment?
Here is a picture of The Nurse hiking in Moab last July. I think it was like 104 degrees that day...
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