Call me crazy. Yep- go ahead.
See, I sought medical advice from Squishy Pants ryan today while we were instant messaging. No... keep laughing. I get it. I would never do it again. I probably never will. (I don't even know what field of medicine he specializes in! I mean...) So, I was telling him about my shoulder. It's been hurting for almost a year. So Dr. Little-Brother-Drives-Me-Effing-Crazy is all like, "Can you chicken-wing it above your head..." blah blah blah. So, I try and chicken-wing my arm above my head... Pop!
Freakin' sweet!
Healed? No.
Pain much relieved? Yippers.
He probably read this book...
It wasn't a Milagro if you think about it. I mean, it was me! Alot of things would get better if people would listen to me.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. If you listened to Ry more, your life would improve 10 fold. Sorry you're not smart enough to admit that. I hope you and your family are feeling better after the swine flu hit!
ReplyDeleteAmy- don't be so disgustingly agreeable with your hubbsie. It makes me ill. To be certain we CANNOT be talking about the same Ryan. This guy has had so many bad ideas over the lifetime I have known him. Really- when he stopped letting Matty and I dress him up in dumb outfits he stopped being of any use to me.
ReplyDeleteDr Dan the Bandage Man?...probably a fake name.