Whoa!!!
Whoa!!!
Whoahohohohohoooo!!!!
Robin Hood trailer.
New Clash of The Titans trailer.
Iron Man 2 trailer...
Sensory overload!!! Friggin' geektastic morning!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Maybe Food Bank La la la...
I volunteered at the Utah Food Bank yesterday.
It was great and all. I mean, I got warm fuzzies and stuff and had an awesome glow of awesomeness around me all day- like a halo affect er something? But can I just say one thing... the Utah Food Bank people need to reassess their personnel a little bit!
They had this guy- his job, best as I could tell, was to tell the groups of volunteer workers what to do. You know, volunteers- like groups from corporations, churches, communities, etc... He's dealing with a lot of different folks and personalities. With that in mind, you would think that they would hire a "people person" for that role. Holy crap!!! This guy was the polar opposite of "people person". He was on the other side of the planet from people person. He was people persons evil surly annoying twin. He was prickly, moody, wouldn't look you in the eye, mumbled directions, totally annoyed when all the volunteer minions were in the path of his fork lift, and became instantly upset when something wasn't done to his mumbled specifications that NO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND!!! I'm just sayin' Food Bank people. Kind of a major oversight there.
He was really conflicting with those warm fuzzies I was trying to give myself for being so great for volunteering.
Gosh I'm great.
Dang! Back off food bank guy!
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Maybe Let it Begin, Let it Begin.... LET IT BEGIN!
We put the tree and stuff up.
There I blogged!!! Sheesh.
The pressure has been killing me...
There I blogged!!! Sheesh.
The pressure has been killing me...
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Maybe I Should Think Harder...
Friday, October 23, 2009
Maybe People Are So Stupid Sometimes...
Did you guys see this...
"Ice skating bear kills Russian circus hand"
Article states: "It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck"
Unclear? Really??
Umm... Can I take a shot at it Mr CNN Article-Writer-Person? I am going to go out on a limb here and say that the huge predatory creature was sick of these little peons trying to make him skate on ice (a feat hard for humans) and thousands of years of instinctive animal rage kicked in and he did what normal bears do- he used his ridiculous strength and his large sharp teeth and his crazy big razor sharp claws and straight up murdered himself some dinner!
But that's just a guess...
"Ice skating bear kills Russian circus hand"
Article states: "It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck"
Unclear? Really??
Umm... Can I take a shot at it Mr CNN Article-Writer-Person? I am going to go out on a limb here and say that the huge predatory creature was sick of these little peons trying to make him skate on ice (a feat hard for humans) and thousands of years of instinctive animal rage kicked in and he did what normal bears do- he used his ridiculous strength and his large sharp teeth and his crazy big razor sharp claws and straight up murdered himself some dinner!
But that's just a guess...
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Maybe A New Coat For The Lady...
The Nurse is on a crazy mad hunt for a new coat.
On the prowl.
No- on a MISSION!
The woman suffers from a rare disease called IAECATFT Disorder- "I Am Effing Cold All The Freakin' Time!!!" For sure the doctor who diagnosed that one is a quack! Psssh!
Aesthetics do not matter. Well, not entirely.
She is looking for a portable below 14 degrees mummy sack. She would like to feel like she is under a steaming hot shower, while standing in a 120 degree steam room, with a roaring fire in the corner, forced air heaters on each wall running on high, a heating blanket, a wool sweater, a thermal insulated hoodie, a super thick coat, topped off with five thick blankets hot and fresh out of the dryer- all while standing in the endless burning flames of hell.
Anyone aware of a coat that can simulate that kind of 'warm' environment?
Here is a picture of The Nurse hiking in Moab last July. I think it was like 104 degrees that day...
On the prowl.
No- on a MISSION!
The woman suffers from a rare disease called IAECATFT Disorder- "I Am Effing Cold All The Freakin' Time!!!" For sure the doctor who diagnosed that one is a quack! Psssh!
Aesthetics do not matter. Well, not entirely.
She is looking for a portable below 14 degrees mummy sack. She would like to feel like she is under a steaming hot shower, while standing in a 120 degree steam room, with a roaring fire in the corner, forced air heaters on each wall running on high, a heating blanket, a wool sweater, a thermal insulated hoodie, a super thick coat, topped off with five thick blankets hot and fresh out of the dryer- all while standing in the endless burning flames of hell.
Anyone aware of a coat that can simulate that kind of 'warm' environment?
Here is a picture of The Nurse hiking in Moab last July. I think it was like 104 degrees that day...
Maybe It's A Huge Food Industry Conspiracy...
I realized today- quite suddenly actually, that I have been taking Top Ramen's word for it all these years. I mean, I really don't even know what it takes to qualify oneself as the 'Top' of the ramen noodle industry. Do you?
I'm not saying I'm interested in finding me some Bottom Ramen. But if there's a more economic Mid-Tier Ramen, I might be interested in exploring that. Has anyone really looked into this?
But prolly I'll stick with Top Ramen cause I deserve the best.
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