Maybe It's All About the...

Beards.

I have had this weird obsession with facial hair of late. Is it because I can't grow one right now? I don't know. All I know is that I want a serious mustache or a crazy beard or something.

I wish I had a big fuzzy beard and people were like, "I would really love to just curl up in your beard and take a nap?" That would be sweet.

A big fuzzy beard- that people just wanted to climb inside it and live.

Or like a Magnum P.I. stache.

Any of those would do really.

Thanks for listening. I feel better having talked about it.