Maybe A Lesson On...

It has been said that the species called Humans (Kingdom: Animalia; Phylum: Chordata; Subphylum: Vertebrata; Class: Mammalia; Subclass: Theria; Infraclass: Eutheria; Order: Primates; Suborder: Anthropoidea; Superfamily: Hominoidea; Family: Hominidae; Genus: Homo; Species: Sapien) are a social animal. Whomever foolishly conjectured such gibberish certainly has never stood at their parents home surrounded by countless concourses of brothers and sisters, in-laws, and nieces and nephews and felt that familiar panic—that voice, the one that says, “Oh my gosh! I have got to get out of here! What was I thinking. Quickly—back to the cave.” It begs the question, what is it about us humans that makes us just want to be alone and away from others of our species. What makes us want to stay home on Thanksgiving—trading turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy for a bowl of Cookie Crisp? What makes us hope that the weekend will bring heavy snow cause it’s the best excuse for staying locked in? Diego Luna? What is it in the average human that makes them hope with all of their heart as they approach the entrance doors of a theatre that they are the only person who decided to see this matinee and will get to enjoy their movie in a completely empty theatre? Why are we like this? Until I see drastic evidence otherwise, I am going to fly in the face of Big Bad Science and say Humans are not naturally social creatures.

And it's not like I sit and think and dream about beards all day long. There is more to me than beards. I am deeper... multifaceted and heck-a-awesome. I like mustaches too man.

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