Maybe Karma Really Is A Harsh Mistress...

You know what really ticks me off? Yes, universal healthcare and the Obamanation of morons that structured it. And yes, Ryan. And yes, the fact that hot dogs are sold in ten packs and buns are sold in eight packs.

But more than that, you know that part on Karate Kid when Danielson steps into Miyagi’s house and sees him trying to catch flies with chopsticks? So he sits down and starts trying too. Low and behold this spastic little punk kid from Reseda snags one!!! I mean, that’s bull$#@% right!? Miyagi is all Zen-like awesome and old and this little punk shows up and- Bam!- first try? What is that? Where is the justice!? Makes me so frickin’ mad!!!



FFFFRRRRREEEEEEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Author jumps up, kicks table, knocks over computer monitor and tosses key board, breaking the 5, T and H keys…)

Seriously. He did.

Karma is harsh and one day Ralph Macchio will get his.