Maybe For My Skin- Don't Judge Me....

Once upon a time… in a land far far away, life was quiet and simple. It was a land where people used to have big bulky square TVs with rabbit ears and five channels. No cable, satellite dishes or DVRs. While that may scare the crap out of some of you, I assure you, it was a quiet and a peaceful time. See, with only five channels and no DVR the people were left to decide what to watch on TV...

Judge Judy

or Judge Maria Lopez?






Judge Greg Mathis?







or Judge Marilyn Milian?







You HAD to pick people!!! There was no DVR that allowed you to watch Judge Lynn Toler







while you recorded Judge Hatchett!






Perhaps many of you, like me, remember stressing out, ready to blow something cause you couldn’t decide between Judge Joe Brown






or Judge Wapner!?






Remember that? Now we have DVR’s and I have to sit on my couch and watch ALL the judges!!! Because I can!!! This consumption of copious amounts of worthless television is indeed providing me with an increase in the elasticity of my skin. Still, however great that benefit may or may not be, I am totally starting to question whether it’s really worth it.

Besides, that Judge David Young is 100% annoying!








I am better than this.

I really am.