Every time I see another bad boob job I can’t help but remember how that episode of Punky Brewster about “over the shoulder boulder holders” proves irrefutably and incontrovertibly that eating Cheetos puffs while chanting “I must, I must, I must improve my bust” in reality will not increase nor improve your bust. Actual quote: “Cherie, the size of your chest has nothing to do with who you are as a person.”
This has been another blog post brought to you by the greatest lessons ever learned from 80’s afterschool television.
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