Well, of course, the biggest thing going on this week is the last and final installment of Harry Poshter 7.2! Or, wait, was the last one 6.5 and this one is 7.0? Help me out fans. So, most of you who have read the books already know the story. But for those of you who haven't delved into that ghoulish wizardly world of books and want to know, here are the 7 biggest spoilers from the newest flick:
1. Snickelbrack, who was caught in a gragglepot, narrowly escapes.
2. Harry finally squibs Bucklebeaks with Bagley the Hufflepuff.
3. Stanley Floffyflibble becomes a muggleboffs.
4. The house of Poshelpoos fobble the Fibblefabs with their Quibblybobs.
5. Mike does find happiness.
6. Blashendorf gronglegrinks a wigglygoosh flondendale while shifflewobbling in the dinkle dank.
7. Seriously... these movies/books are retarded.
Mazel tov. Gazuntite.
Snicklesnoggyglobbledyblop.
BLURG!!! Suck it Potter.
Wow, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Why would you ruin this for me? I mean, most of that I knew, but the part about Mike finding happiness! No idea! And now you've spoiled it. It looks like I'm going to have to do everything in my power to ruin the next Batman for you!
ReplyDeleteOk, I have only read two potter books, but i think you definitely should start your own series. You could rival any of the fantasy authors with your new language. Awesome.
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