Maybe We All Need to Communicate Better

I am guessing that most of you are wondering what a day-in-the-life of Instant Messaging between Ryan and I is like...? Well it's your lucky freakin' day! Here is a sampling of our awesomeness from this morning:


me: eh
me: blah
him: what?
me: sigh
me: eh
him: let me guess, you're bored?
me: you know me so well.... you just get me
me: like soul mates
me: but better
him: yeah yeah, enough


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me: i love hulu.com
lots
him: thats what I'm doing, but it looks like they may have screwed up the veritechs
him: yeah hulu pretty much rocks
me: the veri...
wha...
so
did
him: veritechs
me: techs
him: you don't know what a veritech is?
me: I do
me: it stands for very technical (veritech)
him: you disgust me
me: because I don't know what versatecs are?
him: thats correct, among other things
me: take your varytacks and shove it then, I know a lot of things


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him: have you ever taken lessons from the :"Look Around You" series?
me: All of them... I am a master in control of my envriomeat... menviromental.... in viral met
him: you don't sound like you've taken lessons
me: enverment
inter viol ment
internet... whatev
my space


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him: I was watching Rocky yesterday (amy had never seen it) she sits down listens for 30 seconds and asks me if he's retarded?
me: LOL!!!!
him: yeah I thought it was classic
she figured that was why it was such a heroic story


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him: why do aliens always want earth?
him: is our planet just awesome?
me: our planet is the shizzle
no wonder aliens are always up in our grill
him: serious
me: our planet just rocks
it makes all da aliens talks
him: we're like nuh uh our planet is sweet so step off
him: stop rapping
me: we chill real mellow
and tell the aliens hello
me: then they get real mad
and try to eat my dad
me: they fire up the laser beam
and we assemble the anti-alien team
him: oh can I be on the team
come on!
me: it's not a real team
it's just a rap I made up
him: what?
suck


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him: Did Alanis actually hand Avril a torch when she took over?
me: I don't believe there was a formal "torch" ceremony
him: did Kelly take over for Avril or is she not quite angry enough
me: Kelly is too "girl next store... nexedstore... necks door" whatevea
him: "Shut your mouth I just can
t take it
again
and again
and agaaaaaaaaain!"
him: thats not angry chick?
me: no
its girly nicks tore
him: but
I couldve swore


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him: looks fun
little bit of a new angle on the classic
me: yis it duz
(to be read in high pitched voice)
me: speaking of new angles
classics
me: and aliens
how did your recording go?
in da studio!
him: it was fun, I'm not super pleased with my performance but amy seems to love it,
biased wife and all that
really it was all for her anyways
me: I am not happy with your perform either
ever
but thats good
me: but that's how all that corporate halabalu goes!
ya know!
me: bull... its all bull
him: but I'm not labeled
just me sucka
me: you signed dint you?
him: aint hardly
me: you got a big recordinglier dealio?
him: wouldn't ever


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me: if you were eating spaghetti-O's I would push your face in them and then hold the camera up to your messy face and say, "Ryan! You just got Spaghetti-O's-ed!!!"
him: but I'm eating goldfish
me: and then when you were eating a salad the next day I would do the same thing and say, "Ryan! You just got saladeded!!!!"
him: the snack that smiles back
me: and then the next day when you were eating Spam, I would say, "Ryan! You just got Spammed!"
ha ha
Spammed
cause like emails and shiz get spammed
me: so- double meaning
him: THe fold sphere is losing integrity?!
him: It's collapsed
me: shit


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me: I know a lot of things
him: about wood
me: yes- wood is good
him: do you know anything else?
me: let me rap for you:
me: wood is good
me: when you're hangin in the hood
me: cause we know it's right
and makes paper so tight
him: you suck at rapping
me: I'm surprisingly good at wrapping!
him: thats not the same thing
me: whateva
him: close though