Maybe I Was Getting My Hair Did...

Tomorrow begins a New Year for us, which reminds me…

It reminds me of a script I wrote….

About a young teenage girl who moves to a small northwest town and falls in love with a flesh eating zombie boy-hottie from school. The relationship experiences the usual ups and downs of teen love and is complicated by the fact that he wants to bite her face off whenever they’re together. It doesn’t help that her close friends are shotgun wielding zombie hunters and his friends are brain-dead zombies who want to bite her face off. They both really struggle with allegiances. Can their love overcome their friends? Their town? And his desire to bite her face off?

…. Oddly enough, my script remains unpurchased and unproduced.

So, lesson well learned everyone.

New Years and scripts and zombies and blah…

I’m just talking aren’t I.

Maybe, Just Maybe...

Tell me this isn't funny/freaky...

Adam Lambert....


Richard Grieco... ?


Uncanny, right!

Same person?.........

Just maybe!

Maybe I'm Confused...

KSL ran this story the other day:

Note how Mejia’s artistic hand captures perfectly the sad drooping puppy dog eyes that are so commonplace with pits. It almost reminds me of the time I walked across the street to greet a new neighbor and was just about torn to shreds by his pit. I realize now through Mejia’s painting that I was misinterpreting the snarling and growling as it showed me its sharp teeth.

Mr. Mejia’s next project will be on improving the poor image of Chihuahuas. He hopes to overcome the social stigma that they are tiny, excitable, yappy and annoying. And that their true nature is not represented well by socialites such as Paris Hilton.

Maybe Mega Overload!!!

Whoa!!!

Whoa!!!

Whoahohohohohoooo!!!!

Robin Hood trailer.

New Clash of The Titans trailer.

Iron Man 2 trailer...

Sensory overload!!! Friggin' geektastic morning!

Maybe Food Bank La la la...

So, I'm pretty great.

I volunteered at the Utah Food Bank yesterday.

It was great and all. I mean, I got warm fuzzies and stuff and had an awesome glow of awesomeness around me all day- like a halo affect er something? But can I just say one thing... the Utah Food Bank people need to reassess their personnel a little bit!

They had this guy- his job, best as I could tell, was to tell the groups of volunteer workers what to do. You know, volunteers- like groups from corporations, churches, communities, etc... He's dealing with a lot of different folks and personalities. With that in mind, you would think that they would hire a "people person" for that role. Holy crap!!! This guy was the polar opposite of "people person". He was on the other side of the planet from people person. He was people persons evil surly annoying twin. He was prickly, moody, wouldn't look you in the eye, mumbled directions, totally annoyed when all the volunteer minions were in the path of his fork lift, and became instantly upset when something wasn't done to his mumbled specifications that NO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND!!! I'm just sayin' Food Bank people. Kind of a major oversight there.

He was really conflicting with those warm fuzzies I was trying to give myself for being so great for volunteering.

Gosh I'm great.

Dang! Back off food bank guy!

Maybe Let it Begin, Let it Begin.... LET IT BEGIN!

We put the tree and stuff up.

There I blogged!!! Sheesh.

The pressure has been killing me...

Maybe I Should Think Harder...

Lightning just struck my brain...

I have The Nurse- highly skilled at connecting I.V.'s... and I have never done this...

+ =

uh... duh?

Seems like an incredibly wasted resource.